Le monde est à vous

fuckyeahdragontales:

my dad: who the hell is watching dragon tales on netflix? 

me:

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cyberfry:

a sink is knocking at your door. just let that sink in

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trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

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juilan:

tropius:

juilan:

tropius:

wow a sunrise. how gay

The sun came out?

yeah its out now

How brave

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relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

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phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

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