Le monde est à vous

me: i want the thing
someone: i'll buy you the thing
me: nonono i can't let you do that

fuckingalexturner:

I don’t think parents fully understand how important it is to be like 8 hours early to a concert

(via chooseyourfuckinfate)

fermatas-theorem:

Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

(via hysterical-rainbows)